u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside
when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.
George Lopez doesn’t give two fucks about you.
dear professor i couldn’t finish my homework because life is pointless
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
And then they tell your entire family and make you look like shit
reblog if aliens are real and you want to skateboard with them
A Day To Remember - Right Back At It Again